My Favorite Auntie!

My Cousin Cindie took this picture of my Auntie Glenna this summer at Cindie’s Birthday party. It makes me so jealous that she is so glamorous and has such a natural presence.

Why can’t I look that cool? Well why not?

Darn it! No matter what I do I’ll never have that Divatude! Auntie, you’re incredible!

Restaurant Pet Smart

Let's see; I'll have that Gold one and about a half dozen of those Striped ones... Could I have them whole with the skins lightly crisped and just a touch of soy sauce? Oh, my mouth is watering... What!!! What do you mean this isn't a restaurant? A Pet Store? Grrrrrrr... I thought we were at a five star restaurant and this was like the "lobster tank." 
I never get to have any fun... should have known... I thought when we went past all those different kinds of cat litter that it was a pretty classy joint that let you choose what kind of dirt you get to make mud pies in. 
I'm fuming! Someone's going to have a surprise in their shoe tomorrow morning. I want fish blast it all to pieces! I'm a cat! I have neeeeds! Meow! Meow! Meow! Hiss!